Fat White Dog (with a sigh): Mom is standing over us.
Rottie Mutt: So what?
FWD: She wants her bed back.
RM: Look cute and she’ll go away.
FWD: She has the camera monster. It’s about to hit us with the flash of pain.
RM: Then close your eyes, moosh them into the pillow and shut up.
FWD(foot on pillow): “Grrrr…arf!” (Mine! in dog language)
RM: She’s laughing at you.
FWD: Worse, she’s grabbing that stupid straw thing she uses to brush sand off the bed so she can sleep in it.
RM: Oh no!!!! Not the broom monster!
Human: You two have to move.
FWD: Grrrr..arf! arf! (Not in this lifetime! in dog language)
Human: Both of you!!! OUT!
RM(whimpering): Stupid dog! Now look what you did! I won’t go! I won’t!
Human: (marching into the…
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